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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Jim Fetzer Feels Cindy Sheehan's Pain

(BNN - May 29, 2007 - Duluth, MN) - Cindy Sheehan, anti-war mom of a soldier killed in Iraq "for nothing", today left the anti-war movement.

Once a proud and courageous symbol of the fight to end the Iraq war, Sheehan was the Left's symbol of courage, moral authority, and the antiwar movement's Joan of Arc.

But no more. Cindy Sheehan has been shunned by her comrades on the Left. She came to realize that the anti-war left had been using her all along - and committed the mortal sin of saying so. Cindy Sheehan in her personal grief and torment was but a "useful idiot" to the Left, useful for the anti-war movement's political objectives.

"Yesterday she violated Rule One of nutroots politics as articulated by the Chairman himself: she undermined the Democratic Party.

"Twenty-four abusive hours later, on a day dedicated to honor people like her son, Mother Sheehan’s decided it’s time to pitch one last attention-getting fit and then take her absolute moral authority ball and go home,"
says Allahpundit

Many saw it coming.

"When a mother looses a son, preeminent in the psychology of grief is the emotion of anger and rage. This is the phenomenon that we are currently experiencing with Cindy Sheehan, a woman whose son died in Iraq, a mother in crisis being manipulated by political forces with little regard concerning her emotional health." This according to Robert R. Butterworth, Ph.D. a psychologist that specializes in trauma.

Dr. Butterworth feels that Ms. Sheehan is delaying the grieving process concerning her son and will be destitute when the media move on to the next story and she is forgotten and left alone.

Butterworth feels that in is unconscionable for political forces, regardless of their positions to take advantage of mothers who are grieving for their sons both for and against the Iraq war.

Jim Fetzer, once the darling of the 9/11 Truth Movement, saw it coming too. From his redoubt in Duluth, MN, Fetzer told reporters, "I feel Cindy's pain. I too was shunned, tossed aside by the 9/11 Truth Movement like so much raw pork."

Fetzer has been mercilessly attacked by 9/11 Truthers for looking at alternative theories about the 9/11 attacks. Fetzer is currently working with co-conspirator Dr. Judy Wood on the likelihood that the World Trade Center towers were destroyed by Star Wars Beam Weapons.

Ever since 9/11 Truther and jingoist Jon Gold attacked Fetzer as "a real porker", the attacks have increased.

"The reality is that this movement is tired of you. You do not speak anymore for this movement...," Jon Gold wrote Fetzer.

Fetzer says that media whores Dylan Avery, Jason Bermas, and Korey Rowe are next to be discarded from the 9/11 Truth Movement like plucked chickens .

"These kids are intoxicated with themselves, with celebrities, and with video games. They are clueless about the real world and believe the official 9/11 Truth Movement story is the holy grail and their ticket to God-knows-where.

"And they lip-sync on
'Loose Change' like Milli Vanilli."

Friday, April 20, 2007

Discovering The 9/11 Truth Within You

(BNN - April 20, 2007) - Cleveland, OH) - "9/11 Idol" has inspired a new series of 9/11 Truth outreach programs, and the 9/11 Truth Movement today announced the first in its new summer series, "Discovering the 9/11 Truth Within You."

Spokesperson, Peach Park Doe, a recent immigrant, explained the purpose of the program series.

"Most people do not know that 9/11 Truth resides within themselves. This powerful series will show you the way to truly harness the power that no amount of scientific evidence can impede your 9/11 Truth goals as they unfold the unfathomable mysteries of karma and the patterns of nature that shape your destiny. You will learn to attract people who support your truth, and the secret to surround yourself with success and love, and learn timeless problem-solving tools and techniques that helps others find their own 9/11 Truth. Join us in the warm transformational sunshine of this first-ever Lake Erie PsychoTruth event."

Aging hippie and self-described "9/11 Truthie", James Fetzer, announced the first program in the series, a resurrection of Rowan and Martin's "Laugh In", the prime-time 1960's comedy-variety series credited for motivating the anti-war movement to end the Vietnam War in penetrating demonstrations of political skits and scathing political satire.

"It's been forty years - two generations - since Laugh In motivated the nation's youth as a "happening" to take war, hypocrisy, and fascist government power seriously and end the Vietnam War. Today's youth, the core of the 9/11 Truth Movement, has no idea of the power Laugh In had on their parents and grandparents to achieve justice and truth. We aim to do the same for the 9/11 Truth Movement."

Laugh In featured a series of skits, sight gags, jokes, outrageous behavior, and a young, scantily-clad Goldie Hawn to bring the message of truth and justice through laughs and satire to America's households every Sunday night.

Dr. Judy Wood and Steven Jones have signed up to the play the characters of Gladys and Tyrone, the dirty old man who slinked up to Gladys on a park bench to whisper dirty sweet nothings only to get whacked with a handbag.

Dr. Fetzer is looking for other committed 9/11 Truthers as actors. To sign up, contact Dr. Fetzer at jfetzer@d.umn.edu with "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" in the subject line.

To inaugurate the series, Fetzer and the entire cast will float in a steel barge on famous Cuyahoga River - renowned for being the only river to suspiciously catch on fire repeatedly - to prove that fire cannot melt steel.