Friday, April 20, 2007

Discovering The 9/11 Truth Within You

(BNN - April 20, 2007) - Cleveland, OH) - "9/11 Idol" has inspired a new series of 9/11 Truth outreach programs, and the 9/11 Truth Movement today announced the first in its new summer series, "Discovering the 9/11 Truth Within You."

Spokesperson, Peach Park Doe, a recent immigrant, explained the purpose of the program series.

"Most people do not know that 9/11 Truth resides within themselves. This powerful series will show you the way to truly harness the power that no amount of scientific evidence can impede your 9/11 Truth goals as they unfold the unfathomable mysteries of karma and the patterns of nature that shape your destiny. You will learn to attract people who support your truth, and the secret to surround yourself with success and love, and learn timeless problem-solving tools and techniques that helps others find their own 9/11 Truth. Join us in the warm transformational sunshine of this first-ever Lake Erie PsychoTruth event."

Aging hippie and self-described "9/11 Truthie", James Fetzer, announced the first program in the series, a resurrection of Rowan and Martin's "Laugh In", the prime-time 1960's comedy-variety series credited for motivating the anti-war movement to end the Vietnam War in penetrating demonstrations of political skits and scathing political satire.

"It's been forty years - two generations - since Laugh In motivated the nation's youth as a "happening" to take war, hypocrisy, and fascist government power seriously and end the Vietnam War. Today's youth, the core of the 9/11 Truth Movement, has no idea of the power Laugh In had on their parents and grandparents to achieve justice and truth. We aim to do the same for the 9/11 Truth Movement."

Laugh In featured a series of skits, sight gags, jokes, outrageous behavior, and a young, scantily-clad Goldie Hawn to bring the message of truth and justice through laughs and satire to America's households every Sunday night.

Dr. Judy Wood and Steven Jones have signed up to the play the characters of Gladys and Tyrone, the dirty old man who slinked up to Gladys on a park bench to whisper dirty sweet nothings only to get whacked with a handbag.

Dr. Fetzer is looking for other committed 9/11 Truthers as actors. To sign up, contact Dr. Fetzer at jfetzer@d.umn.edu with "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" in the subject line.

To inaugurate the series, Fetzer and the entire cast will float in a steel barge on famous Cuyahoga River - renowned for being the only river to suspiciously catch on fire repeatedly - to prove that fire cannot melt steel.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think that was supposed to be funny.

Just curious - what is the stance here on how the metal columns melted in the wtc disaster? Science prives that the jet fuel could not burn hot enough to melt the steel, and then there's the NASA heat map that shows the underground molten steel and the corresponding temperatures, as well as photos of molten steel being pulled up by cranes. The melted material is not melted aluminum from the planes, as it is burning prange, not silver. Just playing devil's advocate - thanks in advance.

- Steve

b. j. edwards said...

LOL!

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