Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Dylan Avery Accuses NOAA, CIA of Spawning Iran-Bound Cyclone Gonu.

Singlehandedly uncovers plot to raise oil prices, attack Iran.

(BNN - June 6, 2007 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates) - During a fund raising stop in Dubai on Wednesday, Dylan Avery accused the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration and the CIA of spawning Cyclone Gunu in a plot to disrupt Gulf oil shipments and cause destruction to Iran.

"'Gonu is moving in the expected direction and its center will be shifted from the Strait of Hormuz to the Iranian coast beginning this evening,' said Dr. Saad Al-Mehlafi, director general of the National Observation Center of Saudi Arabia’s Presidency for Meteorology and Environment (PME)."

"There has never been a cyclone in this part of the world," Avery said. "It is physically impossible as confirmed by David Ray Griffin. No one but NOAA with the CIA's chemtrail experience could pull off something on this scale. The Bush administration and oil companies will profit and hurt Iran in one climate attack. Global warming pales in comparison."

Arab News reports that "oil prices rose amid forecasts that the strongest storm to threaten the Arabian Peninsula in 60 years was barreling toward Iran."

Dylan Avery is traveling throughout the Arabian Peninsula seeking funds to finance his faltering third effort to change "the hearts and minds of the world's citizens" to accept 9/11 Truth.

The third revision of his film, "Loose Change," to correct staggering errors in fact and present a coherent, factual account of the 9/11 attacks, has run into "far more contradictions than we expected", Avery said.

Postponed for release until September, the third edition is titled, "Loose Change: The Final Solution."

7 comments:

Hellbound Smoker said...

Love your work, dude! There's nothing more hilarious than watching the CTers grasp at straws. Keep stickin' it to 'em in style!

Vista said...

Dear 911Booger:

Your reference to Dr. David Ray Griffin as a cyclone expert is open to being misunderstood and reposted, because it is not accompanied by any disclaimer on the page that you are spoofing. I am asking that you either insert a disclaimer, or remove this item from your blogsite today. Otherwise I shall pursue the matter through Google, as per their policy, "Defamation/Libel. Users should not publish any content that is unlawful, defamatory, and fraudulent. Note that an allegation of defamatory expression, in and of itself, does not establish defamation. The truth or falsehood of a bit of expression is a key element in establishing defamation, and we are not in a position to make that sort of fact-based judgment. That said, if we have reason to believe that a particular statement is defamatory (a court order, for example), we will remove that statement."
Vista

Tucker said...

Hilarious stuff, B.J.!

Keep up the good work!

Oh, and you too, "Vista" - nice bit of spoof there yourself :)

Anonymous said...

Your reference to Dr. David Ray Griffin as a cyclone expert is open to being misunderstood and reposted

ANYTHING is open to being misunderstood when it comes to twoofers. Griffin is an expert in fuck all.

phillyguy said...

Where do you see see anything defamatory vista? Griffin describes himself as an expert in many different fields which allows him to debunk NIST and hundreds of experts who analyzed the 9/11 evidence. Haven't you read any of his books?

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