Friday, April 27, 2007

Fat Wars: 9/'s Jon Gold Calls 9/11 Truth Movement Leader Jim Fetzer "a real porker."

Fetzer retaliates - calls Gold "a fat and jealous 9/11 conspiracy jingoist."

(BNN - April 27, 2007 - Philadelphia, PA) The 9/11 Truther wars took another turn for the worse today as open warfare developed between 9/11 Truth Movement leader Jim Fetzer and 9/ leader Jon Gold. An unsightly fight occurred as each attacked the other below their unseen belts.

Fetzer had innocently posted links to his recent debates with seasoned rationalist and undefeated anti-conspiracist, Mark Roberts, on Hardfire. Roberts easily trounced Fetzer on the facts but Fetzer was undaunted because, he says, "I made dozens and dozens of points."

Jon Gold immediately attacked Fetzer. "Did you accept money from our enemies to show the world how fat, undisciplined, and snotty the 9/11 Truth Movement looks? If you weren't such a porker more people would accept us for what we are."

Tension within the 9/11 Truth Movement has been developing for months as its 9/11 conspiracy theories have not resonated with an intelligent public. Fetzer has been on the outs with a great majority of 9/11 Truthers, all of whom are much thinner than Fetzer. 9/ has seen a steady decline in traffic reach over the last three months possibly because of Gold's weight according to insiders who wish to remain anonymous.

Fetzer accused Gold, "You are like most of those who post here: willing to take cheap shots from the comfort of your homes but unwilling to put away the beer and cheeseburgers."

Jon Gold and 9/ recently came under harsh criticism for trying to talk 9/11 victims' families into joining the 9/11 Conspiracy Movement.

Nico Haupt, a trim and swank leader of the 9/11 Truth Movement who has long led the "NO EATER" faction, was circumspect.

"I've long pleaded that being fat will not get us to 9/11 Truth. Fetzer and Gold continue to be under that incredibly silly illusion that cheeseburgers and fries are thinning. There's no hope for them."

Friday, April 20, 2007

Discovering The 9/11 Truth Within You

(BNN - April 20, 2007) - Cleveland, OH) - "9/11 Idol" has inspired a new series of 9/11 Truth outreach programs, and the 9/11 Truth Movement today announced the first in its new summer series, "Discovering the 9/11 Truth Within You."

Spokesperson, Peach Park Doe, a recent immigrant, explained the purpose of the program series.

"Most people do not know that 9/11 Truth resides within themselves. This powerful series will show you the way to truly harness the power that no amount of scientific evidence can impede your 9/11 Truth goals as they unfold the unfathomable mysteries of karma and the patterns of nature that shape your destiny. You will learn to attract people who support your truth, and the secret to surround yourself with success and love, and learn timeless problem-solving tools and techniques that helps others find their own 9/11 Truth. Join us in the warm transformational sunshine of this first-ever Lake Erie PsychoTruth event."

Aging hippie and self-described "9/11 Truthie", James Fetzer, announced the first program in the series, a resurrection of Rowan and Martin's "Laugh In", the prime-time 1960's comedy-variety series credited for motivating the anti-war movement to end the Vietnam War in penetrating demonstrations of political skits and scathing political satire.

"It's been forty years - two generations - since Laugh In motivated the nation's youth as a "happening" to take war, hypocrisy, and fascist government power seriously and end the Vietnam War. Today's youth, the core of the 9/11 Truth Movement, has no idea of the power Laugh In had on their parents and grandparents to achieve justice and truth. We aim to do the same for the 9/11 Truth Movement."

Laugh In featured a series of skits, sight gags, jokes, outrageous behavior, and a young, scantily-clad Goldie Hawn to bring the message of truth and justice through laughs and satire to America's households every Sunday night.

Dr. Judy Wood and Steven Jones have signed up to the play the characters of Gladys and Tyrone, the dirty old man who slinked up to Gladys on a park bench to whisper dirty sweet nothings only to get whacked with a handbag.

Dr. Fetzer is looking for other committed 9/11 Truthers as actors. To sign up, contact Dr. Fetzer at with "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" in the subject line.

To inaugurate the series, Fetzer and the entire cast will float in a steel barge on famous Cuyahoga River - renowned for being the only river to suspiciously catch on fire repeatedly - to prove that fire cannot melt steel.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Discriminatory Language Charges Leveled Against NIST

Scholars, 9/11 families "hurt" by NIST Final Report facts - demands for factual language change - "Correction of the WTC Report Would Serve a Useful Purpose."

(BNN - April 11, 2007 - New York, NY) - Buoyed by the national crucifiction of Don Imus to "raise awareness and sensitivity to 'hurtful' language," a group of 9/11 families and scholars has petitioned NIST to change the factual language of its report on the destruction of the World Trade Center complex.

"If NIST, through the WTC Report, has given inaccurate, unreliable information about the destruction of the WTC Towers, the implications would stretch across the entire architectural, political and social landscape," the petition reads.

Petitioners charged that NIST discriminated against "...detailed computer simulations using less severe damage estimates."

According to petitioners, Scholars for 9/11 Truth and Justice, the petition reveals appropriate sensitivity to NIST discriminatory factual conclusions:

"Requesters hereby request that NIST revise the WTC Report to remove any bias towards finding that the impact of jet airliners plus the resulting fires were the only cause of the collapse of the Twin Towers."
"Requesters hereby further request that NIST revise the WTC Report so that the scientific information presented therein is accurate and reliable in compliance with the 'objectivity' information quality standards for scientific information."
" Requesters further request that NIST revise the WTC Report so that the information presented therein is 'useful' in that it is 'helpful, beneficial, or serviceable to its intended users' in accordance with applicable information quality standards."

Taking a cue from the personal statements of Rutgers University female basketball team players in the Imus flap yesterday, petitioners included statements on how they were individually affected by "NIST’s Information Quality Standards Violations."

"Scholars are affected by the scientifically flawed WTC Report because it is a group actively engaged in researching the attacks of 9/11, and its research has been severely hindered by NIST’s publication of the WTC Report."

NIST issued a statement late Wednesday stating that "NIST has been careful to avoid any discrimatory factual language in its reports and no comment will be issued pending a detailed review of the language and meaning of the petition."

Monday, April 9, 2007

9/11 Truth Movement Accused of Anti-Senilism After Broadcast

Nursing homes demand 9/11 Truth Movement leader Kevin Barrett step down from radio show – Al Sharpton demands media repeat racist, age-discriminatory remarks hourly to “get the nasty words out"– Media web sites race to post podcasts of offending broadcast – 9/11 Truthers afluff.

(BNN – April 9, 2007 – New York, NY) – Kevin Barrett’s remarks on his radio show last Wednesday might well have gone unnoticed except for the carefully trained ear of Al Sharpton and his supporters from nursing homes nationwide. For Sharpton, it was the last straw, calling Barrett’s remarks ‘racist’ and ‘diabolical.” He then played the controversial remarks from Barrett’s radio show.

Charges of Anti-Senilism have dogged the 9/11 Truth Movement for years.

Barrett remarked on his radio show in apparent nonchalance that, “…even if the 1,850,000 figure of nursing home beds is correct, which it very well may be, I have grown agnostic on that after studying the Big Lies of AANH and those *****pid **ue-**ired ****nies1 – I would still have to characterize the demographics of the aged as it is taught in the US as a hideously destructive myth.”

Sharpton responded forcefully, “This is not some unemployed actor like Michael Richards. This is an established figure, allowed to use the airwaves for age-related and racist remarks. He has fully discredited the young, middle-class honkies that make up the 9/11 Truth Movement.”

1Unlike mainstream media outlets, BNN does not repeat politically incorrect remarks that are the cause of the controversy on which we are reporting.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Dylan Avery To Produce and Host "9/11 Idol."

9-11 Visibility Project builds on success of American Idol.

(BNN - April 8, 2007 - Kansas City, MO) - Emanuel Sferios of the 9/11 Visibility Project announced today that the group has retained Dylan Avery as producer and host of "9/11 Idol", a new reality contest show to be aired on the Fox Network beginning on September 11, 2007.

"The format of American Idol is perfect to expose Americans to 9/11 Truth and further our goal of getting 9/11 Truth on TV," Sferios said in a press release.

"Judges will rotate during the first season. Along with Dylan Avery, we have asked Nico Haupt, Jim Hoffman, and Rick Siegel. We hope to find a prominent female 9/11 Truther to serve as a judge too. '9/11 Idol' is gender-neutral," Sferios emphasizied.

TV viewers will be able to vote for best 9/11 Conspiracy Theory from the comfort of their homes.

Amateur contestants from the ranks of 9/11 Truth Movement leaders will compete for the best 9/11 Conspiracy Theory. Jim Fetzer, Steven Jones, Dr. Judy Woods, David Ray Griffin, Kevin Barrett, Alex Jones, Paul Craig Roberts, and Rosie O'Donnell are well known amateurs expected to compete. Singing is optional.

"We do not advocate any particular 9/11 conspiracy theory," Sferios explained. "We want the American public to decide which theory seems the best."

Friday, April 6, 2007

Nancy Pelosi in Shuttle Diplomacy between Jim Fetzer and Steven Jones.

(BNN - April 6,2007 - Salt Lake City, UT) - After Nancy Pelosi's first venture into international shuttle diplomacy failed miserably in Damascus, Syria, House aides have sought to steer Pelosi into "more productive diplomacy."

Pelosi's office has been in contact with aides of 9/11 Truth Movement antagonists, Jim Fetzer and Steven Jones.

Pelosi spokesperson, Anatov Petrovski, told BNN, "We expressed our interest in using our good offices in promoting peace between the Jewish and Mormon factions of the 9/11 Truth Movement."

Sunday, April 1, 2007

9/11 Truthers Question "Unanswered Questions" Strategy

(BNN- April 1, 2007 - Roxbury, Mass) - In this active and progressive Boston community the Campus Action Network held one of its nationwide series of "9/11 Town Meetings" to promote 9/11 Truth.

"Through active citizen participation, The Campus Action Network raises the important unanswered questions about 9/11 and encourages communities to question their government representatives about the events of 9/11," CAN's brochure states.

Five years after the tragedy of 9/11, some 9/11 Truth Community members question if the "Unaswered Questions" strategy is working.

Roxbury resident and activist George Washington Gray said,

We have many unanswered questions about 9/11 but we need to engage in active self-examination including questioning our "Unanswered Questions" strategy.

Is it working? Should we question our underlying questions? Are there answers that we have missed? How many unanswered questions are there?
Participants generally agreed that these unanswered questions should be answered before deciding if the "Unanswered Questions" strategy is working.